KonMari Is Not for Me

I thought my foray into self-improvement would get me a tidy house. It got me Honey the dog instead

Photo by Ayla Verschueren on Unsplash

I didn’t get the dog because of lockdown, I swear. No, I got her because I’m terrible at meditation. And I was only mediating because I was trying to keep to my New Year’s resolution to declutter the house.